Alleged Brazil line-up on Norway coach’s clipboard leaks and sparks reaction | OneFootball

A supposed leaked Brazil line-up, said to be noted on the Norway coach’s clipboard, has drawn reaction for its mocking tone and labels.

According to Meu Timao, the sheet features a goalkeeper mocked for rag-doll hands, said not to hold even a baby, a right-back nicknamed mumps, described as a danger when he charges forward, and a left-back likened to a neutered dog who no longer crosses.

The centre-backs are cast as a war soldier, who might not make it back, and a plaster soup, described as stiffer than salami lost in Antarctica.

In midfield, one holding player is compared to a three-litre soft drink that loses its fizz beyond halfway, alongside an enforcer who does the dirty work for others, and a playmaker dubbed a tipper truck who only plays backwards.

Up front, the centre-forward is labelled vitamin C, said to do no harm to anyone, and another attacker is called a triathlete who runs, cycles and swims.

The post ends by asking whether the assessment is true, maintaining a teasing, mocking tone throughout.

Source: Meu Timao