Hooligan Soccer
·11 October 2025
MLS: Calculating the “Best” Attacker

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·11 October 2025
Unlike defenders, attackers tend to get all the glory. Goals win games, and those who score them get the accolades and the attention. That makes sense. But that’s not the whole story.
Sergio Agüero is best remembered for scoring that clutch goal in the waning seconds of Manchester City’s 2011 final game against Queens Park Rangers, giving them a 3 – 2 lead and securing their first title in 44 years. What’s not remembered is the four shots he took prior, whiffing them all. This doesn’t mean Kun was a poor attacker, but it doesn’t make him the most efficient attacker either.
Modern soccer statistics tracks a number of variables, positive and negative, and by placing these into a formula, we can calculate attacking proficiency by more than simply goals scored. We call it the Hooligan Attacker Index (HAI). Here’s how it works.
Applying minutes played is an interesting exercise, and will alter your ranking. After all, who doesn’t love an impact substitute? But the chart above doesn’t take that into consideration. If it did, this would be your Top Five:
Both top lists are missing the three players competing for the Golden Boot. Here’s how they fare in terms of HAI (without minutes).